It all happened on one fateful Friday morning, 8 am. Madam Kavitha had decided to merge PE 11 and PE 12 into one English class for once. Now I say fateful not because I, by some stroke of fate, actually managed to get up and attend it, but because she asked up to participate in a class exercise – one person would begin a story, and the next person would follow it up with something. Now all this happened almost 9 months ago, and it ALMOST slipped through my mind until I bumped into two people this morning – One was Madam Kavitha herself (good to know she’s still as awesome as ever), and the second was Gary from PE 11. Oh but what did Gary have to do with this? Read on~
NOTE: The following may contain explicit suggestive/violent/psychotic/nonsensical/ROFL-inducing scenes. Reader discretion advised.
NOTE 2: I can’t really remember who said what, but if I do, I’ll put a bracket at the back of each sentence to indicate who said that particular line. All the other text in bracketed italics are my own thoughts.
Once upon a time, there was a poor farmer named Mr Ali. (Su Khi – Typical once upon a time start up I guess? And why Mr Ali? Lol )
Mr Ali was very poor and he had to bend his back and work very hard to make ends meet. (Chao Jin – Typical Chao Jin sentence, full of “oh-so-awesome” idioms and the like. Meh. )
Mr Ali had a son by the name of Adam.
One day, Mr Ali found an egg in the forest.
He decided to give it to Adam to play. ( WHY would he give it to his son instead of selling it? XD)
Suddenly, the egg hatched! And you know what came out? It was a beautiful girl! And she was naked! (Gary – Fuck I swear I almost fell out of my chair when I heard this. Bumping into Gary this morning reminded me of this and the whole story suddenly flew back into my head! Good going mate! >:D )
Even though she was naked, she didn’t have any legs or lower body, so don’t let your imaginations run wild (Navinn – ROFL I remember this too. Smooth going there too~)
Her name was Alice. (I’ll be honest here, I was going to name my 2nd daughter Alice. Not any more. Who came up with this name anyway? T_T
Adam decided to build her a wheelchair.
He bought steel, cloth etc and started crafting her a wheelchair. (… Wait, I thought they were so poor his dad had to work till his back bent to make ends meet?)
Finally, the wheelchair was done.
Adam put Alice on the wheelchair when suddenly, there was a loud noise! (Apparently it was by Samritpal~ Wait there’s more…)
And all of a sudden, there was a really bad smell! (Hui Juan – After being forced by Samritpal. I FELL OUT OF THE FUCKING CHAIR LAUGHING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL )
The fart was so strong that the wheelchair collapsed! (Kethes? I swear I was laughing so hard I was LITERALLY ROFLing)
So Adam had to make her a new one.
One day, Adam decided to bring Alice shopping for clothes. (… Wait wait wait, so she’s been naked all this while? WTF??)
After choosing her clothes, Adam decided to buy Alice a bed, because she was tired and she wanted to sleep. (WTF a bed?? And I thought he was poor! XD)
As they were walking home, they were ambushed by a gangster.
Adam bravely defended Alice from the gangster.
When they finally reached home, Alice and Adam slept together on the same bed.
The next day, however, Mr Ali was furious and he ran into the room with an axe.
Adam tried to fend off his father while Alice ran to call for help. (… Wait, ran? RAN?? I thought she had no legs?!?! And WTF, how did she go shopping then? O.o)
When the police finally came, Adam was already dead.
Alice decided to travel to the city.
Alice then met a guy named Daniel. (Prakash – I fell out of my chair again. I swear Madam Kavitha was going “Please end this story and stop adding in anymore nonsense T_T” )
They fell in love and soon got married with 6 kids. (Wait wait wait wait wait… I thought she didn’t have a lower body? How the hell did they have kids?!?! O.O)
Their 6 kids soon bought houses elsewhere and went off to live on their own.
One day however, Daniel was rushed to the hospital.
He had a heart-attack and died.
One day, Alice summoned her children back. Locking the door, she turned to her children and said, “I miss your father. But don’t worry, we’ll all be reunited soon, one big happy family…” Alice then takes out a lighter and flicks it. The whole house explodes as she had earlier smoked the house with sulphur gas. (Ended by Yours Truly, Lee Guan Da Psycho)
BAD THE END
And this was supposed to be literature practice to help us identify plot elements (Exposition, Climax etc). What a nice story 
*tear*
If someone decides to publish a sitcom about this and makes millions, we can all sue him for infringement of copyright.
NOTE 3: Shit, typing this post made me miss my Alpha days even more. I miss you guys from PE 12 T_T
